Everybody Be Quiet

Episode 27: Costained

Hello everyone! Welcome back to Nicol Park, your one stop shop for Podcast Jazz, black market toilet paper, b(i)(e)(a)ngal tigers and edible velcro. We hope you love this episode as we really get into the weeds on whether water is wet or not and how to improve tacos. Big thanks to our sponsors this week, Blockbuster and Daddy J's Pizza Consulting Services. Get connected with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com and on Instagram @nicol_park_podcast. Stay safe we love you guys!  

Episode 26: Ocean's Oceans

Hey guys hope everyone is safe during these crazy times. Fortunately we can keep cranking out episodes for you to listen while you're cooped up in the house. This week we solve the very specific problem of having a stranger's possessions in your car. Also what would you do if you had a criminal show up at your house asking to hide? We know what we would do. Thanks to our sponsors this week Nike and Secret of the Pharaohs. Reach out to us at nicolparktours@gmail.com or on Instagram @nicol_park_podcast. 

Episode 25: Doughnut Dart Challenge

Hello everyone! Sorry this episode is coming out a day late we have had some technical issues this past week. We hope everyone is staying safe during these crazy times. If you are looking for some some ideas of what to do while cooped up in your house, then this is the episode for you. If you want to know where you can buy bourbon scented hand sanitizer; aslo the episode for you. Thanks to our sponsors Blue Microphones and Rabbit Hole distillery. Please connect with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com and Nicol_park_podcast on instagram, we'd love to meet you and see anyone who takes up our doughnut dart challenge! 

Episode 24: Half Blown Pandemic

Hello everyone! Quick disclaimer on this episode, we recorded it the night before posting it, thinking it would go out the following week. However, our previous recording was corrupted, and we had to post this one early. In this episode we reference things that took place two weeks ago, when it was actually the previous week. Hopefully that all make sense and you still enjoy this episode! This week we really dive into doughnuts and working out at your desk. Big thanks to our sponsors, MeUndies and Sugar and Spice! Get connected with us on Instagram or email @Nicol_park_podcast and Nicolparktours@gmail.com. 

Episode 23: Butter Rubber

For ages people have been wondering how much wood a woodchuck could chuck. The answer turns out is about an acre's worth of wood. In this episode we also discuss how the Marvel world would have been different if they had included the powerful spice stone. Huge thanks to our sponsors this week; T-Pï and Old Spice. We couldn't do what we do without your help. Please reach out to us with any conventional needs or if you have a local establishment you would like us to advertise for. You can reach us at nicolparktours@gmail.com or on Instagram @Nicol_Park_Podcast

Episode 22: Drift The Tide

This week Ben commits a horrible food crime WHILE RECORDING. We face the hard truth that we each only know about 30% of anything. And we help a listener and friend become the best go-kart racer in the office. Huge thanks as always to our sponsors. This week is sponsored by the new movie Call of the Wild and Middletown Barber Shop. Get connected with us or give us any feedback at Nicolparktours@gmail.com and on Instagram @Nicol_Park_podcast. 

Episode 21: Ants Aren't Plants

This week we get down to the real issues in life. Like who deserves a free quarter left behind at Aldi? Which animal should be the only animal on Earth? Why does Luke's mic smell like Joshua's dog? And how can the shopping experience be taken to the next level? Thanks as always to our sponsors, Texas Roadhouse and Big Doors Limited; and thanks to AMF for having us on the network. Connect with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com and on Instagram @Nicol_Park_Podcast. 

Episode 20: Metric Time

What a fun and educational episode. We learn that there was no water before Noah and his big ol’ boat. Luke learns some earth science and how time works, and we debate whether fruit is alive or dead. Did you know that plane’s have basements? Well we do and we discuss all the things you can do in them. Big thanks to our sponsors, Flying J pizza and Mr. Lee’s Home Security. Send us any unconventional solutions, ideas, art, or just say hi at Nicolparktours@gmail.com or on Instagram @nicol_park_podcast.  

Episode 19: And I'm Drew

This week Ben records with us from his honeymoon, which means we're talking wedding. The dances, the speeches and most importantly the kilts. Luke has moved into a new town house and Joshua's prank backfires. Huge thanks as always to our sponsors, Spectrum and Pete's Netflix and Chill: It's not what you think. Connected with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com and on Instagram @nicol_park_podcast. 

Episode 18: Can of Mushed Ham

This week Ben starts us off in a positive head space by offering up some inspirational quotes. Joshua walks us through his recent time in an escape room, and we all figure out the real hero behind the Swiss Family Robinson's success. Huge shout out to our amazing sponsors this week; Skyline Chili and Buca Di Beppo! Get connected with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com and on Instagram @nicol_park_podcast. 

 

Episode 17: Your Polio Is Off The Munch

Well it's a new year and a new podcast! In this episode we get back to our healthier roots, by smoking more and working out less. We each share our new year's resolutions (a month late we know) and guess 2020's word of the year. Big thanks to our sponsors Merriam Webster Dictionary, and Nicol Park! Connect with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com and on Instagram @nicol_park_podcast. 

 

 

 

Episode 16: Set Fire to the Moon

It's winter, we're cold, it's dark outside but that won't keep us from having a grand ole time here at Nicol Park! This week Ben publicly disrespected his company's owner, Joshua's car is full of gas and Luke spots a ghost, so you could say life is going pretty great. Huge thanks to our sponsors this week Bagel Bites and Feeders Supply! Please connect with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com and on Instagram @nicol_park_podcast. 

Episode 15: Honey Glazed Butt

Join us as we talk about our thanksgivings! Luke played football, Ben watched his dad perform a bird juice shower and Joshua used some tables. During our safari Ben learns he's been laughing at the wrong part of a pig and we talk about koalas waayy too much. Big thanks to our sponsors this week, Tesla and Homeopathic Solutions. Connect with us at nicolparktours@gmail.com, Twitter and Instagram! 

Episode 14: 25 Alley Cats

And we're back after missing a week, and boy was this a weird one. For starters we thought it would be a good idea to record on squeaky chairs rather than a couch. Luke thinks it’s a good idea to convince someone that Canada isn't real, and we talk about waterboarding way more than we should have. We hope you enjoy this episode and we look forward to hearing from you all at Nicolparktours@gmail.com, Instagram and Twitter! Special thanks to our sponsors this week; the state of Alaska and Chester's waterboarding services. 

Episode 13: The Forest Whitaker of dandelions

On this safari through life, we help someone deal with being called the wrong name, Luke insults our vice principal listeners and we create our own superhero. Also, what do you do if you just want to leave a conversation? We know! We hope you have as much fun listening as we did talking. Huge thanks to our sponsors, Heelys and Books-a-dozen. Connected with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com or @nicol_park_podcast on Instagram.

Episode 12: Baptismal Neti Pot

What makes a Hawaiian shirt a Hawaiian shirt? Is it cool to feed your significant other chocolate while in line at a store? And what should you do if someone comes knocking on your stall door? So many good questions are answered in this episode as we dive into the wild safari of life. Also "faded lobster" becomes our new favorite mental image (and perfect merch logo when the time comes). Thanks to our sponsors this week, Red Lobster and Jam Sack'd. Get connected with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com or @nicol_park_podcast on Instagram.

Episode 11: Panda Hammock

This week Ben tries out a fun new voice, Luke witnesses a classic burger drug deal and we help out Ben's friend who is a closet graphic tee guy. Also, we help a listener solve their cold hammock crisis, spoiler it involves a panda. We hope you enjoy our discussion and love the way Luke says *whistle*paghetti. Thanks to our sponsors, Claire's and Killed-a-bear. Get connected with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com or @nicol_park_podcast on Instagram. 

Episode 10: Earlobe Earrings

Friday bonus episode! We felt like releasing two episodes this week due to the fact that we received, not one, but two emails and we were just too excited to wait. Today we talk about Ben's cool new motorcycle, the time Moses got attacked by the TV and we fired our editor... while recording (which explains the rougher audio quality for this one). Huge thanks to our sponsors, The BBC and Magic Marvin's Movie Hut. Get connected with us at Nicolparktours@gmail.com or @nicol_park_podcast on Instagram. 

Episode 9: Sexy Mr. Rogers

Come along on another adventure as we discuss halloween costumes, mysterious gym bags and our desperate desire for emails and fan art. Also listen to our incredible solutions to Ben's sore legs. Thanks to our sponsors this week, Apples and Goodyear! 

Episode 8: Nicol Nails

Hey everyone! Hope you enjoy this one; we get into LARPing, offensive bumper stickers and more sponsors! Also Joshua's car is haunted and we know who's behind it. All this and much more await in this couch guided safari.